Krazy Kobels: #5

I an thankful for a job that I like to go to. ( well most of the time)

Funnies

9/10/2011
Whitney states"mom my fingers make toots" as she cracks her knuckles
9/15/2010
Mom the turtle had fingers on his feet to walk around-Whitney
8/15/2000
Mom will you tell the gym that I wear big girl panties so I get to go to the jumpy house?Whitney
9/14/2010
Mom we dominated the game today I made 3 goals-Jaxson
8-24-10
Mya went to dance again and said "mom going to the champon gonna get married" I seriously thought she said tampon and asked her to repeat and she said it again. that is her dance song going to the chapel!!!
8-17-10
Whitney got to go have a play date with a friend she got in the car and said" Kitty hat" I guess she saw their kitty cat

8-10
Mya says mom you need to talk quiet on the phone my baby will wake up too early because of your loud talks and laughs

8-10
Mom when I am at dance I am gonna be big like my teacher and have my "bubs" bounce up and down when I dance.
Mya

8-10
Mya says mom please turn on the Mugic

5-27
Mom gaxson went on a airplane and we gonna see him on the morrow

5-27
Mya says you know mom BUT is on Word world. That is so naughty mom they say but but but, ok My you don't need to keep sayin that, but mom But is so naughty we better never watch that show again.

5-10 Jaxson says yeah mom I have been learning ABC order, What is that I respond, He says ooooh mom did you ever go to school??

4/10 Whitney is in the cart at Costco and says "ABBY ABBY" I guess she hears her dad say that toooo much!

4/10
Hey mom I have headaches, Headaches Mya??? I say and I hear her hiccup. Those are called hiccups Mya ok headaches!
2-1-10

Mys do you think your friends missed you at school today?

No mom they were just being naughty and Andrew B and Andrew L. How do you know that? Well cuz!

1-10-10 Mom Winee not playing this game anymore I am the teetcer and she took that

1-31-10 Jaxson mom I want to take my money so school and buy some "scentcils" why do you need more? They don't smell forever!

2/09 Jaxson wanted a snack,"I really don't like gorilla bars though".

4/09 We were talking to Mya about privacy she states,"I don't cut my pricies".

Translation-I don't touch my privates.

3/09 Jaxson learns alot in school he states "Dad that is not having much respect, caring is sharing dad".

4/09 I asked Mya what she had for the snack at school? She states "Preddy Gums" translation----Teddy Grams

5/5/09

Jaxson was standing up in his bed already dressed first thing in the morning and I asked wow you are already to go? He then said"Stright up mom! I got up awhile ago but it was still to early so I went back to bed.!"

5/09 Everytime I leave without Mya she says" Please come back mom, come back o.k.?"

5/15

Mya spills juice on table" Donnit sorry mom".

5/25

J states that,"You need to respect my personal space Mya"

6/11/09 While leaving McDonalds a homeless man who looked like a Jamaican was getting a drink he states,"Look at the cool guy mom!" I was laughing and then as he walked away, J said"he kinda smells bad!"

6/29

"Mom I can't wait to go to Chuckee Cheezits!!!" J says.

Mya says " I am going to fro dis at you very bad,

I dust goking!"

9/09 Mya "Mom it's dust sumping I did".

10/09 J "Mya you always hide things and lose them forever!

she lost his library book and he was having a meltdown. We did fing it 2 weeks later in her desk however we already paid for it.

Friday, November 6, 2009

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